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regarding the whereabouts and adventures of Curtis Gease Jr. He may are
may not be someone you know. Beware, this website is not for the faint
of heart. Actually, this website is for family and friends, and for
potential friends.
YOU MUST BE a human or what passes for a human in your part of the
world to enter!
This is a site designed and intended SOLELY for humans who live on the planet Earth. And who are interested in and wish to see pictures of me and want to see what crazy and boring things I have been up too. By entering this website you are making the following statements: 1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am a human. 2. I promise that I am human and that my parents are human, too. 3. I understand, that when I gain access to this website, I will
be exposed to the crazy and unimportant world of Curtis Gease Jr.
I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or
hear about the interesting, exciting, ridiculous and silly adventures of
Curtis Gease. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in in Curtis
and my experience will most likey not be shared by average humans in my
community. In my judgment, the average human in my community
is reasonable and will find Curtis to be as crazy, weird, stupid, moody,
passionate, interesting, boring, and silly as I do.
I agree to the above and I wish to enter this site.
I'm currently in Chubei, Taiwan!
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